Which when you think about it... isn't all that unexpected.
An elephant, the complete works of Dostoyevsky, or maybe a member of staff, now those would be unexpected items in the bagging area.
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JebediahSpringfield,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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Except in a zoo, a bookstore or a brothel
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boris the spider,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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