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# Good news there.
I've got to have about 7 inches (lol) removed from my bowel. All fun and games.

Awaits 'not for the first time' type jokes :)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# not for the first time, eh?
it is good news for me, but I still have to find what what causes me crippling pain. Might be my pancreas or gallbladder. I hope your 7-inch-ectomy goes well.

It was interesting watching the video feed from my insides, especially when they popped a vein taking a random biopsy!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Thats how I took it, as it were....
Yes they found cancerous stuff, but they have diagnosed AND removing it. I'm luckier than someone who has no idea what it is or could be, like yourself.

After my arse camera fun, I did what everyone must do and ask for a DVD copy of it, I'm sure they've never heard that one before..etc..
But afterwards I trumped and it sounded like blowing over the top of a milk bottle...
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# yes, the farting.
Oh my god the farting. It was glorious apart from all the lube squeezing out

I hope you've all enjoyed your lunch
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha
Yes. I felt like a woman after sex.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# yes
and now i get to enjoy it a second time :D
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# do you want those carrots?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)