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# *FEARS*
at least my colon explorer was a nice lady
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Mine was a foreign man
that spoke very limited English as he was messing around down there with his pipes, tubes and lube.

Reminded me very much of a lads weekend I once had in Amsterdam but was at least, substantially cheaper and the after effects were less...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# my partner told our daughter that daddy
had had a video camera in his bum. She was laughing like an idiot and I had to explain to her that it wasn't a normal camera with film crew, sound boom and a director in a chair shouting CUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# shit
WTF have I just been through then....?

Hang on, Ben Dover isnt even the name of a real doctor...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# did he have stirrups and a wooden spoon for you to chew on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)