Whoa!
That's definitely a two-hand job.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 19 Jan 2013, 0:13,
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Why's he got a glass of wine for a mouth?

Or: I said 'clarets', not 'carets'.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:12,
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