i got bored halfway through that booktake out all the sex, and it reads like something smashed together by barbara cartland's cleaning lady
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Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:21,
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It started out as Twilight fan fiction.True fact. It explains a hell of a lot.
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boris the spider,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:11,
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