Oh, well played! I've written a novel to celebrate:
Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Smashy, and it lived happily ever after. The End.
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enceladus,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:09,
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you are gertrude perkins
aicmfp
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:13,
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