an alsatian called 'fortesque'and while you're admiring him, gideon sidles out of the bushes and eats granny's face
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Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:00,
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Not if you don't move.He can't see money that's not moving.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:02,
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