a framed raspberry beret
with the lyrics of purple rain done in calligraphy on papyrus bogroll
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:36,
archived)
With an optional version in Chinese for extra pretentiousness
TRANSLATED IN A MUSEUM HE WORKED IN IN CHINA
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:38,
archived)