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# I don't mind attempts to belittle me, but you have to do better than just hitting the keyboard till words come out.
Firstly, you're using cretin like it's your new word of the day. With no real attempt at artistic delivery, you're just hoping it'll catch with the b3tards and in the coming weeks you can say to yourself 'That was me!'.

Secondly, the lyrics you wrote do not fit the tune for Rhubard and Custard.
The tune goes….
Da-la-na-da Da-la-na-da
Da-la-na-da-da-daaa
Da-la-na-da Da-la-na-da
Da-da-da-da-daaa
Cr-eh-eh-tin Night Cr-eh-eh-tin Night - nearly works, but it's very clumsy and the second line is so desynchronised, there’s no point even attempting it.
Fundamentally, you’re just lazily adding in pop culture referencing to further your attempts to start your own ‘thing’. But no-one will give a fuck.

I’d of gone for ‘Ladies Night’** by Kool and the Gang

Oh yes it’s cretin night
I’m so fucking right
Oh yes it’s cretin night
Your skills are light

**Interestingly which is capitalised, as it's a title, but in the lyrical text I checked isn't, thus proving my original point**

Thirdly, and this is more advice than a direct insult(no it isn't), I’ve had a look at your body of work and it’s very poor quality.
You’re 42 and been a member for 7 years?
And you have the temerity to call me not so bright?
I genuinely, genuinely thought, before I saw your age, that you were some wet behind the ear teenager with a retro fetish drawing inspiration from The Big Book of 80s Culture to impress the big b3ta boys. No personal insight evident, just slap dash pointless shit spammed out in the hope that 1 in 100 might achieve regard.
You should by now, purely on the basis of time spent, be more capable than just contributing valueless material for current memes, drawing cocks, sausages that represent cocks and gifs with matches (sometimes as cocks) and/or twitches.

Take it from me, your creative and intellectual superior, you need some deviation to give your work more gravitas. Display that your abilities have risen from the level of an early primary school student and you have something worthwhile to add.

In short, you Jabbertwot are the cretin.
And you reek of fanboi.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Cretin.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)