or did he think a heavily armed burglar was stealing his soap on a rope?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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He doesn't use soap and water.
If he did he'd rust.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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