she's not following the correct procedure for curling out a smelly cumberland
grip the sides, NOT the legs.
bear down, DO NOT LEVITATE.
tie hair back, all that straining gives you a sweaty barnet.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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Ah - so it was the grip that was confusing me.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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the grip is all-important
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33,
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AND NOW I FLY!
*buggers off home*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:36,
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Yeah, she really should have considered wiping down the seat first
Precludes the need for hovering.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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she's a lazy cow
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33,
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also, take off swimming costume first.
an often overlooked mistake
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I tend to find a small footstool to be quite useful when crimping off a length
it gets the departure lounge into the correct posture
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:38,
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