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# she's not following the correct procedure for curling out a smelly cumberland
grip the sides, NOT the legs.
bear down, DO NOT LEVITATE.
tie hair back, all that straining gives you a sweaty barnet.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Ah - so it was the grip that was confusing me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# the grip is all-important
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# AND NOW I FLY!
*buggers off home*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, she really should have considered wiping down the seat first
Precludes the need for hovering.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# she's a lazy cow
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# also, take off swimming costume first.
an often overlooked mistake
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I tend to find a small footstool to be quite useful when crimping off a length
it gets the departure lounge into the correct posture
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)