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# Not sure what's going on here...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# she's not following the correct procedure for curling out a smelly cumberland
grip the sides, NOT the legs.
bear down, DO NOT LEVITATE.
tie hair back, all that straining gives you a sweaty barnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Ah - so it was the grip that was confusing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# the grip is all-important
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# AND NOW I FLY!
*buggers off home*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, she really should have considered wiping down the seat first
Precludes the need for hovering.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# she's a lazy cow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# also, take off swimming costume first.
an often overlooked mistake
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I tend to find a small footstool to be quite useful when crimping off a length
it gets the departure lounge into the correct posture
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# bottom thrust vectoring
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Whoopie cushion + air compressor = endless fart-noise fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# throne!

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# rob?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:40, archived)
# this is how he rules b3ta/browses
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# :D
*waits for rectal prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# I let the sun go down on me once
...it was fab!

*TRIES AGAIN*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# i'd say she is doing such a tremendous and sustained fart
that not only is she levitating, but the blast of air is rebounding off the chair seat causing a ferocious updraft that is keeping her hair aloft
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# IMPOSSIBLE, SURELY SHE WOULD COLLAPSE FROM EXPELLING SUCH A VOLUME OF AIR IN SUCH A SHORT TIME
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# She's doing a roy castle
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Fuck that's weird
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# This makes me laugh much more than it should?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
#
Very good!
(Hung Like a Horse I wish I was...., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Fuck yeah let's DO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# The best one.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:01, archived)
# fukin funny
(patella, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# That is most chucklesome, Sirrah!
Had myself a right good titter at that...ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)