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# I think if there was going to be an opposing viewpoint
you should play as THE MAN and you keep chucking cats at this poor hungry homeless guy and he doesn't want to look insane but the only way he's going to eat tonight is if he scares away all these cats

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Glue, muzzles and sleeping gas
and perhaps a dog with its voice box gaffered could be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18, archived)
# oooh an a laser pointer
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Jonny Homeless hasn't eaten for three days
Maybe after you've got some food you can think about this shit but really it's all about spending the last of your energy before giving up. You're desperate and these fucking cats are trying to steal your chance of survival but if you make too much of a noise the cops will come and you'll have to run away.

Maybe you level up twice as fast during panic phase but you can't build or accumulate anything cool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23, archived)
# actually fuck that, stay in panic mode you fungry fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24, archived)
# cardboard and newspaper power ups
for a bit of hope, although the newspaper rustles and acts as a detriment. And if all else fails, eat the cats. Raw.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Video games don't need to be 100% realistic
but they also shouldn't teach false lessons, If a kid ate raw chicken because a bbq simulator said your raw chicken was nicer then someone else's overcdooked chicken I'd actually be kind of upset.

Cat and rabbit are fairly similar in cooking techniques in that they both require a lot of slow stewing but yeah there's a reason why cats and rabbits are confused over the last 800 years in most recipies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34, archived)
# I think games are extremely realistic
For instance, when playing Grand Theft Auto 3 I tend to walk around the shady parts of the city at night kicking old ladies to death.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:37, archived)
# And when I played the Sims
I couldn't help building houses everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# An I remember when those wild gorillas that kept throwing barrels around
building sites
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)