here's something for the conspiracy theorists1) after moaning for quite a while, argentina have decided they're going to take back the falkland islands, despite the fact that the islanders voted overwhelmingly to stay british.
2) a british cardinal is fortuitously booted out of office right before he's supposed to fly off to rome to help pick the new pope. he's kicked out for behaviour that is usually completely denied or covered up.
3) there is now NO british involvement in the choosing of the new pope.
4) the conclave make their decision in what is, for the vatican, record time.
5) the new pope is argentinian.
not that i'm saying anything's amiss, just got my slightly paranoid head on today.
(2) a british cardinal is fortuitously booted out of office right before he's supposed to fly off to rome to help pick the new pope. he's kicked out for behaviour that is usually completely denied or covered up.
3) there is now NO british involvement in the choosing of the new pope.
4) the conclave make their decision in what is, for the vatican, record time.
5) the new pope is argentinian.
not that i'm saying anything's amiss, just got my slightly paranoid head on today.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:45,
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6) New pope declares a 'holy crusade' upon the falklands7) 23,734,230 Christians attack the falklands with vigour and fervour via small boats with a fish emblem embossed on the port bow
8) you are a mental ;)
(8) you are a mental ;)
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Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:55,
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i knowmy brain likes to come up with this shit while i'm sleeping :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:57,
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