I once walked past Jimmy Nail and said to my matepender
pender
'Oi Dan, check it out, it's fucking Spender'
only to find out he was walking right behind us
shiiitttt!!!!
'she's lying'
No I'm not - Trufax :)
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 May 2013, 0:45,
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