Velveeta is the premium gooey fake cheese here in the USA
EDIT: that, and gubmint cheese
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 May 2013, 13:47,
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i may have to try velveeta one of these days
sunpat could rip your bread in no time
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 15 May 2013, 14:03,
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