your dog has rabies,
your daughter's pregnant, and your wife is sleeping with another man
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 May 2013, 13:17,
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My dog is dead,
you insensitive bastard!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 22 May 2013, 15:01,
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the man your wife is sleeping with
is the rabid father of your daughter's unborn child.
better?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 22 May 2013, 15:15,
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Yes,
I have no problem with that.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 22 May 2013, 16:27,
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