give me your plus-sized clothes, your comfy slippers and your mobility scooter
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25,
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Haha, give me your incontinace pants your reading glasses and your bus pass....
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:33,
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i think i need new glassesi read that as butt gas
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:37,
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I think I just need glasses. not had an eyes test for over 15 yearsBut i have to use a magnifing glass to read food lables and maps
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:45,
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got a reminder letter off my optician this morningi swear they type the words as small as they fucking can to convince people they need glasses! i need new ones, i broke the arm off my good ones when i was pissed and bent my reading glasses, too
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:57,
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I'v only got 1 mate left that doesn't use them! yay to old age and decrepitude! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:04,
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*arthritic fives*then again, i've worn them since i was 14
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Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:08,
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