I give you 'The Fader'.
Mildly grazed by a falling sign as a child on a visit to a sign production facility, Bruce Knockingshop has been cursed with the ability to fade and restore signs at will. He is one of an elite breed of shite superheroes, the crap X-men.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:38,
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now dammit, you actually put thought into this -- based on many entries so far, I didn't think we were suposed to
WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:42,
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Ha! Ha!
You're a very, very bitter man, you know! Cheers!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:44,
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YAY! :D :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Jun 2013, 20:58,
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