Funny you should say bacon.I've got the builders here putting down a new floor in the kitchen. Right bunch of cunts. I've got the fridge and a camping stove set up in the conservatory so I can cook bacon all day and feed it to the dog to torment the fuckers.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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excellent. builders can be right twats.was dealing with one a while back, asked him if he wanted a brew, 'yeah tea mate, 16 sugars, but don't stir it, i don't like it sweet'. I was informed that this was 'just a joke'. They're hilarious aren't they.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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Very much.I'm in temp rented while my new gaff is being finished so the landlord has found the cheapest probably. They are screeding the floor as the last lot laid tiles over bits of wet hardboard. This lot are screeding straight over the lot. One's gone up the 'paki shop' for some fags and lollys.
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Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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such characters eh?I feel like going into the speech about britain that ritchie gives in Bottom when they get asked to look after the shop downstairs...
but I probably wouldn't do it justice...
(but I probably wouldn't do it justice...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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I shit you not, one is called Wayne. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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brilliant.I've no idea where you are, but if it's cockneyville, 'wayne' is such an annoying name to hear being said.
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Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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