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[challenge entry] shit a brick

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:39, archived)
# did Fraser forget to announce it or are you just in early?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:43, archived)
# dunno...
it's on the front page, I just assumed everyone was still down at breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:46, archived)
# I saw yours so compo'd mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Ah! so you're back from breakfast?
how was the bacon? Don't you think bacon abroad is always a bit... well, not like at home? They can't do sausages either...
Anyway? where are we going today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Funny you should say bacon.
I've got the builders here putting down a new floor in the kitchen. Right bunch of cunts. I've got the fridge and a camping stove set up in the conservatory so I can cook bacon all day and feed it to the dog to torment the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:06, archived)
# excellent. builders can be right twats.
was dealing with one a while back, asked him if he wanted a brew, 'yeah tea mate, 16 sugars, but don't stir it, i don't like it sweet'. I was informed that this was 'just a joke'. They're hilarious aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Very much.
I'm in temp rented while my new gaff is being finished so the landlord has found the cheapest probably. They are screeding the floor as the last lot laid tiles over bits of wet hardboard. This lot are screeding straight over the lot. One's gone up the 'paki shop' for some fags and lollys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:21, archived)
# such characters eh?
I feel like going into the speech about britain that ritchie gives in Bottom when they get asked to look after the shop downstairs...
but I probably wouldn't do it justice...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:23, archived)
# I shit you not, one is called Wayne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:18, archived)
# brilliant.
I've no idea where you are, but if it's cockneyville, 'wayne' is such an annoying name to hear being said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:50, archived)
# It lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] That kid needs a shave!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] donkeys, hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Perfect chance to pea...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:55, archived)