Why not summon giant eagles and take The Birds there? Just fly North by NorthwestBetter than being Strangers on a Train. And when you get there you'd have to climb The 39 Steps up Mt Doom, which gives some people Vertigo, even with a climbing Rope. Then you have to fend off that Notorious and Spellbound Gollum, who's trying to steal the ring back, and it's not easy To Catch a Thief.
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