Have you considered something more straightforward?
Admittedly, this is less 'beating a dead horse' as it is 'beating the dent in the road left by all the beating of the greasy spot on the road left by the decayed remains of a dead horse', but I was dying for an excuse to get it out of my head.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:06,
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