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[challenge entry] On T'Yorkshire theme.


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(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Oh, good lord...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# I used to love the gordie bloke on the NTL help line.....
"way eye mun, luks like ya havin sum prublums wiv your brewed band, bust get ya sum elp reet quick"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# why can't i reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# oh, NOW it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I'v heard lack of onions can cause it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# that can't be it
i've always got plenty of onions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
# But you still have the need for more...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# only for my curries
i've still got 3 portions in the freezer, so it'll be sunday before i make another one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
# it's the one thing that pisses me off the most, running out of onions....
everthing else can have a work around or a change, but I can't think of many meals that don't need an onion..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# if i ever run out
i just nick some from my mum's cupboards. she buys tons of the bloody things! i'd grow them, but 2 years is a long time to wait for onions and the onion sets are harder to get than seeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# I only ever realize I'v ran out at about 9 or 10 at night when I go to cook dinner at it's too late to go to the shop..
And my mum lives about 40 miles away!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# i make my curry about 5
because it takes a couple of hours to do. shop over the road sells onions and doesn't shut till 10.30
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:16, archived)
# I cook dinner after shower...
and rufuse to go out after shower as I'd want another when I got back in
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
# i shower after cooking
because i and my house smell like the kitchen of a chinese restaurant by the time the curry's done. then it's shower and comfy time with a film, a bowl of curry and, if i'm feeling naughty, maybe a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I have combined living room kitchen :-(
maybe a pint*





*hour long session with your dildo!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
# an hour?
you've known some hard-to-please women!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
# I'm just really crap in bed :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)