If he's trying to exercise and lose weight with a low-carb diet, he should Row, an' Atkins on every alternate month
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:19,
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or at least every full moon
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:21,
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