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# drink the drink i invented
gin, grenadine and cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Eurgh
Also, not with the gin I've got here, it's too nice for that. I'd have to buy something cheaper the first time I did that and since I live in Norway it is now illegal for me to buy a bottle of gin until nine in the morning on Monday. God bless Puritans!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
well, if you do try it, it's called a smash monkey because it's colourful, lethal and something of an acquired taste :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# I'll remember to tell people that just before they drink it
"This is called a Smash Monkey. If you hate it don't blame me, go onto B3ta and blame Smash Monkey" :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)
# WHAT?! You can't buy booze on the weekend? RIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# You can buy it in the pubs for vastly inflated prices
but from the shops, stuff stronger than 4.8% you can only buy 9-6 during the week and 10-2 at the weekends. (Might be 10-3 at some branches.) That's from the store they call the Wine Monopoly, which as its name suggests, has a monopoly on wine, along with everything else stronger than 4.8%. Stuff weaker than 4.8% you can sell as late as 8pm during the week and 6pm at weekends! Fancy that!

I'm moving back to Blighty soon. It's an enjoyable novelty, being able to buy wine on a Sunday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# That would mean I would have to buy much more drink than I need, then I'd go on to drink all of it and end up in trouble, hospital, prison or all 3.
Buying drink before 2pm is not good for me, I'm unable to have drink in the house without quaffing til I drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# This is precisely what happens
although normally "trouble, hospital, prison" for me equates to "bathroom at 3am throwing my guts out" or "crippled by a morning hangover".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# judging by the drunken cunts in my garden every saturday morning
you can buy cheap cider here at 7.30 a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# An alternative explanation being "you live in Liverpool"
or somewhere in the environs
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# good point
you've just reminded me, got chatted up at the cinema wednesday night by a lad who turned out to be 25. i'm 13 years older than him. around these parts, that makes me old enough to be his mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# :)
I feel I should be grateful that my parents moved me away from the Wirral when I was a year old, and I'm told that's *posh* scouse.

OK, townwards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# the wirral's a complete breezeblock wasteland
i need to win the triple rollover tonight and move down south. i hate it here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# you can't win the triple rollover tonight
because i'm going to win it and then move back to germany on the profits
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:51, archived)