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# Most sensible thing you've ever said!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# not surprising
i don't do sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Smash monkey, Avoiding srz bizniz since......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# i'm avoiding my ex right now
he keeps inviting me to join him in the park this weekend. he's a twat. he's had a t-shirt printed with "poet" on it and he calls himself liverpool's number one poet. this is bollocks, his poetry is dreary shite designed to attract gullible women*.
he also claims to be an artist, despite the fact that the shit he daubs on hubcaps looks like it's been done by a mentally-challenged 6-year-old.

*no, i didn't fall for it, i met him at a party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Bugger, at least he didn't have a picture of you printed on his shirt, that would have been creepy!
Hope you manage to deter him.....
Got to go :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# 'bye! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)