With a bug facial, worms eating him and the look of mortal terror on his face
can he be Simon Cowell, please? PLEASE?
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:04,
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He's just opened the door to Sharon Osbourne's dressing room.
It would be like Arnold Toht at the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders Of The Lost Ark
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Tart Monkey,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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