1086 Doomsday: Mr H Godwinson (deceased) owner of one very small sausage.
(
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:39,
archived)
It's a cocktail sausage. On a stick. You're not going to go around a drinks party with a socking great Cumberland on a stick are you? It's elegant, man. Elegant.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:48,
archived)