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# there is a cow in my profile,
it was the great work of one Simon Wicks :)

and it is me. ugly bast ain't i?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)
# well
I wasn't going to say that - I've seen uglier (although the cow's arse is slightly more attractive than your good self!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# what a beautiful arse the lonely coo has.
never been compared to a cow's arse before. I'm blushing!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)
# steady!
or I'll have to compare you to the udder!

("Shall I compare thee to a cow's udder?
Thou art more temperate and more mild...")
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
# don't milk it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)
# are there bells on it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
#


oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)