*preorders jelly babies*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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Jelly babies taste far too realistic, these days. Much prefer the lab-made flavours of yore.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:10,
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i've got a massive craving for a curly wurly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:12,
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I'm a Double Decker man, myself.
Might occasionally drift over to the peanut butter KitKats or Turkish Delight.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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love peanut butter kitkats
but turkish delight is fucking rancid
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:21,
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Divisive chocolate exists, and there's nothing we can do about it.
I personally despise Caramac.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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as do i
bournville, however, i would seriously wound for
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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