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# they're delivering a roll of carpeting
and and and there's mud on the warehouse floor, so the guys had to put a bag on it to keep the carpeting from getting dirty.

and now they're mad because the delivery is running late and the truck just accidentally backed into the warehouse
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:12, archived)
# This is all so confusing
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:23, archived)
# all you need to know is that it's called 'taking it up the shitter' it's a funny joke that carpet deliverymen like to say
when you love someone very very much -- like your mum, you ask if she likes to take it up the shitter. it's exactly like asking her if she would like to have a new carpet delivered, but it will make her laugh.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:34, archived)