Ceiling cake is watching you birthday
happy birthmass Smashy!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:16,
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haha ta!
everyone will be watching me birthday later, i'll be drinking with my old bad influence, the one on whose birthday i broke my wrist, the one whose baby bath i tried to row across the kitchen floor, the one under whose coffee table i tend to fall asleep and the one in whose fireplace i once woke up and found my head to be :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:22,
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Your mum?
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:24,
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nah
worst she's done is get pissed and tried to kick-start the front doorstep and dress as a horse with my dad
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:30,
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arf!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:49,
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Happy birthday!
Beware that dutch inventor is right...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:48,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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ceiling cake is waxing you off
wax on - wax off
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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