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# Ceiling cake is watching you birthday

happy birthmass Smashy!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:16, archived)
# haha ta!
everyone will be watching me birthday later, i'll be drinking with my old bad influence, the one on whose birthday i broke my wrist, the one whose baby bath i tried to row across the kitchen floor, the one under whose coffee table i tend to fall asleep and the one in whose fireplace i once woke up and found my head to be :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Your mum?
;)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:24, archived)
# nah
worst she's done is get pissed and tried to kick-start the front doorstep and dress as a horse with my dad
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Beware that dutch inventor is right...


(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:48, archived)
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(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# ceiling cake is waxing you off
wax on - wax off
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)