Haha, the bottom right pic is excellent, poor lil guy :D
And because I haven't posted it for ages: HE'S WELDED HIS HANDS TO THAT BOOKLET

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:53,
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Ha!
paper cuts for the rest of his life
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:57,
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And this image led to another image, with hilarious* consequences.

* may be lies
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:56,
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