i reached over to wake him
he bobbed up and down in the water, like a kind of top. upended. well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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That's a genuine quote! I read it in "Shark Attack" as a callow youth.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 23:24,
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