What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:53,
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you take that stick
you break it in half
two halves make a whole
push him through the hole.
(this only work if he has no spelling ability)
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:54,
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