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[challenge entry] I want to buy your rock.

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:09, archived)
# I HAVE A ROCK. I HAVE NEVER BEEN EATEN BY A TIGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I bet your rock -- when placed outside, will let you know when it's raining or snowing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:14, archived)
# YES IT WILL
IT ALSO MAKES A HANDY SEAGULL CHASER
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:16, archived)
# IS YOUR CAPS LOCK STUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:17, archived)
# no, i'm going blind
so i couldn't focus on lower case words. some helpful person just told me how to make the words bigger, which is incredibly helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
#
Sorry to hear that. Caps Lock Rocks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# i knew it was going to happen
it's just surprised me how quickly my eyes are deteriorating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I learned how to make the words bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Is that 'actual size'?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# give or take.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# what he does in private is his business
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)