The elves were always trying to smarten me up and straighten my hair before I saw Santa.
Turns out I was being groomed.
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Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:14,
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I can't believe that this has been allowed to go on for so long
him with his book of what every child has been up to for the past year, he must have a whole network of nonces watching all the kids and reporting back
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:20,
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