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# intergalatic traffic cops giving Santa a field-sobriety check
little green fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Lucky it's before his rounds and he's not been supping all the port and sherry that's been left out for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:52, archived)
# "Excuse me, sir. Do you realise that having a red light on the front of your vehicle is an offence?"
And you can't park on roofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:30, archived)
# 'rooves'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# maybe it wasn't red, and it was just the doppler effect from moving so fast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)