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# Fortunately this crude mechanical ghoul
would appear to be plugged in; a fundamental flaw to it's dreams of barbarity, pillage, and conquest, so I suspect you'll be safe destroying it with a barrage of extreme yodeling from the kitchen doorway
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# But what if it finds a long extension lead?!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
# I should imagine that would be the end of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Or...
if it plugged itself into a Diesel Generator with wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)
# "tea-time brutality for tots"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Now you are giving me ideas...
Tot Hot Pot?

So you have a monster who will cook you up a nice dinner?

Or cook you into a nice dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:22, archived)