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[challenge entry] Found this in my kitchen, and barely escaped with my life...
and barely escaped with my life...

From the Make a monster challenge. See all 30 entries (closed)

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
# What is its special weapon? e-coli?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)
# Fortunately this crude mechanical ghoul
would appear to be plugged in; a fundamental flaw to it's dreams of barbarity, pillage, and conquest, so I suspect you'll be safe destroying it with a barrage of extreme yodeling from the kitchen doorway
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# But what if it finds a long extension lead?!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
# I should imagine that would be the end of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Or...
if it plugged itself into a Diesel Generator with wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)
# "tea-time brutality for tots"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Now you are giving me ideas...
Tot Hot Pot?

So you have a monster who will cook you up a nice dinner?

Or cook you into a nice dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:22, archived)
# The FEAR!
Can I have my oven gloves back now? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Certainly
There's only a few stains on them. Probably food, but, you never know.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Fuck around!
Get out of there forget trying to get pictures of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:07, archived)
# The Fear
Can I have my lipstick back now? THX :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha, makeup on home appliances needs to be 2014's theme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:41, archived)