The mistake here is choosing Nortonit'll slow him down, install loads of extra crap he doesn't need, constantly remind him for updates at the most inconvenient moment and destroy him when he tries to uninstall it
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:00,
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For his purposesslowing down at the crucial moment is exactly what he wants.
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Mystery_Bob,
Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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