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# did you ever consider
a career in advertising ?
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 17:14, archived)
# I'd be dead good at that.
I could write a catchy hook tune...
When your bush needs the push
And the quim needs a trim
And the hairs on your arse itch your feet
And your pits are sprouting tufts
Like a bag of hairy muffs
It's time to go and fetch the good old Veet
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 17:31, archived)
# That's pure poetry right there
*needs feather :)
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 17:49, archived)