wooden toilet seats are so unsanitary
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:33,
archived)
Cold toilet seats are so bracing.
(
DolphinWhipperer,
Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:34,
archived)
clear toilet seats with barbed wire set into them
are great for making male visitors nervous
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:37,
archived)