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# I love wearing tights, I always find they make my legs look nicer. But YE GODS they make me sweaty. Can we not invent a pair of tights that don't turn your knickers into a sweat drenched rag? (I know, disgusting. But it's true.)
No be lie
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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:11, archived)
# The trick to wearing lederhosen, is always make your helpermonkey wear them first.
Halps loosen the groin.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# loosen your own fucking tights
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:35, archived)
# butt it chafes ma gooch, if you could wear them for one more season without smashing them I'd be externally grateful
I shall buy you a boobox

Primus - Hamburger Train.mp0
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:38, archived)
# weeeeell
can i leave out the earwigs this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# let the humans decide your booboxhoot, what say you?
best boo for a box?




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(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Farquin, have you considered applying Dr Evil's Sandpaper Gooch Cream?
It's all the rage in Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# i tried it, once
Gives ma chode bad gust

Imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
# PHUCKJIGGA ZER0 - DA PHALL OF PHUCK
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQIO7M0vOE
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Goochfresh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:36, archived)
# nice night for a wahlk
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:58, archived)