always liked the (no doubt apochryphal) tale about Tom Baker referring to himself in the third person when with a young lady.
'Tom's putting it in now'
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
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