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# Yes
But it's rated performance is going down by then.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 22:03, archived)
# And the horrible fishy smell?
(, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 0:06, archived)
# We need to narrow this down:
Y/N Are you a woman?
Y/N have you showered in the last month?
Y/N Do you have alady friend in the room?
Y/N Is she crusty down there?
If all 4 are "no", then we can move on:
Y/N is your cat involved in the feline equivalent of "bukkake"
Y/N Does it have a partially severed limb?
Y/N Is that gangrene?
Y/N FUCK IT'S FUKING GANGRENE!!!
Y/N ZOMBIE CAT ALERT!!!
Y/N ITZ BITTEN ME FUCK FUCK FUCK
Y/N Don't feel soo good.
Y/N Brrraaiiiinnnss
(, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:11, archived)