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[challenge entry] finally: Craig

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(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:52, archived)
# I'm enjoying these
But you appear to have run out of filums :(
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] How about this little known flick? :-)

Co-starring Bernard Lee as 'M' and Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny: James Bond is dead but someone must thwart a plan to replace Queen Elizabeth II with a cleaning lady look-a-like.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:31, archived)
# For real! Oh man I have to watch that (ironically of course)
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 18:21, archived)
# I've never seen it, but:
Bond's Death

Trailer looks pretty shit (Micky Rooney??) although the sort of film where the stunts look silly but deadly

The full film is here, but it's in French:
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] And very much finally: David Niven as James Bond
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Now do all the Carry Ons...
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:05, archived)
# tempting...
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Only 31 of them....
*whispers* Come on, you can do it *eyes glaze over as he thinks about nam*
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:04, archived)
# they've all got a theme, it'd be quite do-able
with a cheeky quote at the bottom

definitely not for the compo though, there's only about 10 minutes left

ack I might actually do this
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Oh, it's too late for the compo.
It's not too late for the rapture.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Carry On Up The Rapture has already happened

(site may trigger severe headaches in people blessed with any aesthetic sensibilities)
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 18:25, archived)
# wow
"Are you saying they are literally these gods?"

"No, not literally. It's something deeper than 'literally'. That's for this level of existence. It's shadowy, insubstantial, like everything on this level. Carry On connects to the next level up, and the next, and the next. The characters are conduits to the divine. They're realer than real, realer than our real. Realer than you or me or this table or that beer-glass or that window or that fucking wall."
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 1:19, archived)