If you read the articles, they'll explainIt's satire!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:07,
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ah, righti'm still oozing booze fumes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:15,
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