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rubber sharks

are good

www.geocities.com/rubbersharkman/

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:32, archived)

but

erotic pets are better

fly.to/eroticpets

"Your pet is only capable of what your imagination can conceive!"

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:36, archived)

and to go one step further

a shrine to toast

www.mclelland3850.freeserve.co.uk/

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:41, archived)

no no no

"The turtle's slow and methodical pace is great for beginners to the world of erotic pets."
no.
no ones tried this have they?
Any good?

(

pep, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:46, archived)

well, it would seem

that they earn enough to have a webpage...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:52, archived)

lets see what they have to say about the

GAZELLE

"The closet feeling thing to a woman, since Betty the Inflatable Doll"

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:54, archived)

and how about the

Sally Light Foot Crab

"This Crab can pinch in ALL the right places!"

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:57, archived)